1. It’s sometimes called Face Me I slap you, due to the incessant fights daily.
If you don’t fight, someone will fight you.
You must fight.
2. You can never go hungry unless you don’t know your way around.
Enter the kitchen at the backyard and start whining who’s cooking.
Drop small gist about another neighbor
3. There’s always that man who will claim he has been living in the house before the house was even built.
They are always proud of the years they have lived there.
They know everyone and when they were given birth to. (Ancestor Tenant)
4. There will be this group of girls living together. They are always at home during the day except at night.
Mothers always warn their children not to enter their room.
5. There must be an old woman who settles a fight. Mama of the house.
She is always sitting outside monitoring what is happening on the street.
In most cases, she’s the landlady.
They always have nicknames .
6. There’s always a landlord wannabe whom everyone hates.
He acts like the landlord and he’s always like “Don’t pour waste there” “Pay your nepa bill” and “We will lock this gate by 7pm” bla bla.
You will think his name is in the Landlord’s will but he’s a tenant too.
8. There must be a regular debtor who doesn’t pay his bills on time, he pays January bills by April.
Always coming up with excuses.
“My mama just die”, the same thing he said last year.
9. One rich tenant must be in the house, he will keep buying things his landlord can never afford.
He owes small rent but he’s using 4 ACs, 2 deep freezers, 17 flatscreen TVs, and 54 generators.
11 There’s always that Single Aunty who is neat.
She will be between 35 to 40 years, speaks good English, and doesn’t like to mingle with other women in the house.
(Children call her Aunty). It is the day you look for her trouble you will know that werey wa nle.
13. Every Face Me I face you comes with a fight merchant who can figh.
14. There are women who pee and poo in custard rubber bucket 🪣 bring it out in the morning 🌄🌅
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David Micheal
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1. Fear is a normal emotion. Everyone feels fear from time to time. It’s important to remember that fear is not a sign of weakness.
2. Fear is a signal. Fear is often a signal that you’re about to do something important or challenging.… See more